Tuesday, 4 August 2015

Obituary Eupemisms

The following are euphemisms habitually used in English newspapers, in particular The Daily Telegraph when Hugh Massingberd was obituaries editor.
 
Convivial  Habitually drunk
 
Did not suffer fools gladly  Monstrously foul-tempered
 
Gave colourful accounts of his exploits  A liar
 
A man of simple tastes  A complete vulgarian
 
A powerful negotiator  A bully
 
Relished the cadences of the English language  A crashing bore
 
A lively conversationalist  A crashing bore
 
Relished physical contact  A sado-masochist
 
An uncompromisingly direct ladies’ man  A flasher
 
A confirmed bachelor  Homosexual
 
He never married  A misogynist
 
She left no close relatives  A lesbian
 
Lived life to the full  Drunk
 
Not always an easy man to live with  A wife-beater
 
A free-spirit  Couldn’t hold down a job to save himself
 
Always had a twinkle in his eye  A drooling pervert
 
Colourful  Criminal
 
Misunderstood  A git
 
A man of large appetites  Obese
 
An original thinker  Insane
 
Marched to the beat of a different drum  Heard voices
 
Lived a quiet life  Had no friends
 
Active in the community  A busy-body
 
Uncomplicated  Stupid as a bag of hammers

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