Overheard Conversation #9

In the street outside, someone talking loudly on their mobile phone:

"Yes, let's do that, you are a lovely man and he is in Russia now. Hello, nutter."

Overheard Conversation #8

Woman in a restaurant to a waiter:

"I don't like avocado? But I still like avocado? So, can I have the avocado; but on the side? But not with the salad? So, the avocado salad, but without the avocado, but the avocado on the side?"

Overheard Conversation #7

In a restaurant:

 "I don't know if I want to go. I only eat protein salad. Will they have protein salad? Because I only eat protein salad."

Overheard Conversation #6

In a pub:
1st Man: "His problem..." [deep, sad sigh]
2nd Man: "Yes.. [nods thoughtfully] Those dogs of his..."
1st Man: "They can't stop eating wet cement."

Overheard Conversation #5

Overheard on the nightbus: "...yeah, it's JP, yeah, JP!,THE BEST!, upside DOWNSIDE ELEGANT, YEAH!, tomorrow, THE SET UP!, tops the one, no, IT'S THE SCENE, yeah, IT'S THE BAD ONE, compressa, I don't, I DON'T THINK VEGAS, my shoulder, how the hell are you? M'sieur!, yeah!, SHOULDER!, warmboots..."

Overheard Conversation #4

Overheard in a restaurant on Charlotte Street, two ladies chatting:

“You know that guy I was seeing? The guy who was a policeman? The guy who was, like, in the police?”

“No… Who?”

“The guy who was a policeman? Policeman guy?”

[shakes head] “No… Which guy was he?”

“Policeman guy? He was in the police?”

“Oh! Yeah! You mean policeman guy! The guy who was a policeman!”

Overheard Conversation #3

On a night bus: "My charity looks after small animals with problems.. like if a duck has neurological problems." 

Overheard Conversation #2

Someone on their mobile phone on a bus:

“I, like, work for this big American company and have to, like, work for them, but they’re, like, a big American company and in Puerto Rico, and, like, I work on big projects for this big American company and they’re, like, big and westernised…”

Overheard Conversation #1

In an Italian restaurant a couple were talking to a waitress whose first langauge was not English.
[Lady]: "I want something green!"
[Waitress]: "Do you want a green salad?"
[Lady]: "No! I want something green!"
[Man] "Like, what he's [me] eating." [I was eating an avocado and mozzarella salad.]
[Waitress] (understandably confused): "Do you want an avocado?"
[Lady]: "Is it green?"
[Man]: But is it green?
[Lady]: "I don't want any salami with my green salad."

Later, as I was leaving, the man was saying: "You know when you meet people and they are, like, people, and they are really people?"

[Waitress] (understandably confuse)] "Do you want an avocad